Simple Salmon Kerry

Thanks to Doug Powers for inspiring a new nickname for John Kerry. Doug recently quoted some of Kerry's wisdom:

“We call this beautiful planet that we are privileged to inhabit for a short period of time — we call it Earth, but it could well have been called Ocean because three-quarters of it is ocean.” 

Kerry had prefaced that statement by describing himself as “a child of the ocean.”

Doug responded: Maybe we’d call the world “Ocean” if humans were called “Salmon.”

That was laugh-out-loud funny!

So a new nickname for John Kerry could be "Ocean Salmon" Kerry, or "Salmon" Kerry, or "Simple Salmon." 

Whatever we call him, it is painfully obvious that on the Earth's diplomatic stage, John Kerry is a fish out of water.