Headlines and Juvenile Generic Art

Ok, I'm channeling teen silliness here, but I'm trying to lighten things up a bit.

           NYPD Releases Gas in Subway 
http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/NYPD-Brookhaven-Gas-Subways-Chemical-Weapon-Study-Equipment-Installation-214692501.html?dr 

Justin Bieber, Whiz Kid
http://www.tmz.com/2013/07/10/justin-bieber-restaurant-mop-bucket-piss-pee-urinate-video-bill-clinton/